Has anyone actually seen REAL Sri Lankan porn?

I haven’t. I’m no prude (far from it), and I certainly don’t find Sri Lankan women unattractive; but I have never seen a single locally-produced porno that, to me, was even remotely arousing. What’s up with that? “Adults only” flicks don’t count — they’re neither porn, nor art. And the women in these movies are [...]

Sex is overrated

Here’s why: 1. It’s terribly expensive. You spend a fuckload of your energy, money and precious time just to stick your penis in a vagina. And since – more often than not – you’re wearing “protection” during the act of intercourse, chances are you’re doing it only for recreational purposes – which is fine, by [...]

The pervert

Mr. Perera was waiting. Kamal was late, as usual. He was standing outside the gate, cursing to himself. Son of a bitch doesn’t realise I have to be at my desk on time – unlike him. Idiot. Mr. Perera, through no choice of his own, always got a free ride to work from Kamal – [...]

Do you have a nice ass?

I’m what they call an assman. And an utterly shameless one at that. Ever since I stopped finding girls revolting and absolutely disgusting, the butt has fascinated me and captivated me more than any other part of the female anatomy. It’s one of the first things I notice about any woman that’s not a relative, [...]

Thank God men are from Mars

Men are from Mars, a dead, barren planet that was once moist, fertile and was another Earth in the making. Women are from Venus, an uncomfortably hot planet with an extremely hostile environment littered with fiery volcanoes and a poisonous atmosphere that will kill you almost instantly. You see where I’m going with this…

A love story

Thursday evening… phone… Him: Hey! Her: Hey! Him: What’s up? Her: Same old, same old. How are you? Him: Okay, I guess. Hey, listen. I’ve been meaning to ask you… you wanna go out with me? Her: Um… what? Him: You heard me. Her: Er… I dunnoooo… WTF kinda question is that? Him: Oh, you [...]