Emo shit

Have you ever loved somebody so much that just thinking about them hurts physically? So much that they’re constantly on your mind, and you see their face everywhere you look, all the time? So much that you often find yourself having meaningful conversations with them in your head, or see yourself doing things to try [...]

Sex is overrated

Here’s why: 1. It’s terribly expensive. You spend a fuckload of your energy, money and precious time just to stick your penis in a vagina. And since – more often than not – you’re wearing “protection” during the act of intercourse, chances are you’re doing it only for recreational purposes – which is fine, by [...]

The pervert

Mr. Perera was waiting. Kamal was late, as usual. He was standing outside the gate, cursing to himself. Son of a bitch doesn’t realise I have to be at my desk on time – unlike him. Idiot. Mr. Perera, through no choice of his own, always got a free ride to work from Kamal – [...]

A love story

Thursday evening… phone… Him: Hey! Her: Hey! Him: What’s up? Her: Same old, same old. How are you? Him: Okay, I guess. Hey, listen. I’ve been meaning to ask you… you wanna go out with me? Her: Um… what? Him: You heard me. Her: Er… I dunnoooo… WTF kinda question is that? Him: Oh, you [...]

Gloom and doom?

On a cosmic scale, the duration of our existence is less than a nanosecond. In other words, we’re all part of one big (or is it infinitesimally small?) vanishing act. In such a context, it appears, our emotions give new meaning to the word meaningless. So, in this seemingly infinite universe, where we are but [...]

Love generation?

4.30 in the a.m. Monday – depressed; can’t get any sleep. Had a bite… or two… off the forbidden fruit. Tasted heavenly. Nothing ever tasted better – nothing at all. Almost made me think life had a point. But I’m not allowed to ask for more than that – because, apparently, life is cruel and [...]